HEY GUYS, THIS IS A NEW ENTRY!
i hope you all are enjoying you're summer.
i revised the opening scene so there is no therapist, tell me what you think, it isn't perfect.
im started on the theater kid tonight, hopefully posted by tomorrow
Emo the musical
List of characters
Valerie powers- vice president of high school, prep
Robert Brown- weird theater kid
Jack Field – varisty football player
Mark cavenburg- male cheerleader
Lucy – nerd girl
Hey everybody! This is sooo exciting! Ok before we start with the therapist, how about we each introduce ourselves
I don’t know about you all, but I have no reason to be here
(nobody talks, everybody stares in space)
Well, if nobody else is going to start, then I guess I will. Hello, I’m Vallery Powers. I’m the vice president of the junior class of ______[name of high school] High School. I currently have like 370 community service houses and I sure have no reason to be here
Well, you’re inconsiderate
What the? who gave you that idea
You’re mother! That’s right, she things you’re a spoiled whore! HA, I guess its I turn. Well, first let me say that I have no reason to be in this dump. My name is Jack field, I am the quarterback for the varsity football team of _____[name of high school] HS, I was voted most popular in my class, and I have a great girlfriend named __________ [name of girlfriend].
Well uh, you might be a little vain
And perhaps stupid?
Robert Brown (theater kid):
Hey guys, hat’s the point of putting each other down? We are about to go to group therapy.? If I wanted to get put down, I would have just started a conversation with my parents.
Well ok, then I guess I’ll go next.. Uh, my name mark cavenburg. I am the only boy on the varsity cheerleading team at ___[same high school] high school. Besides that, I’m like I’m like every other kid. I like to hang out with my friends, well my friend.
That is so sad.
Oh SHUT UP! Look at him! He carries a purse!
CL (short for cheerleader):
First, it is not a purse, it is a multipurpose disposable coin bag!
Whatever the hell it is, it has the word fruit written all over it
No it doesn’t!
Yes it does, check it. (CL checks his bag). Haha, I did it while you were telling us your pathetic life story.
Lucy the nerd:
Why do you always have to be such a butface to everybody that doesn’t fit into your perfect world.
Who the hell are you?
Hi, I’m Lucy. I uh get really good grades. A 4.7 weighted GPA actually. I’m uh on matheletes and uh that’s about it.
Well, if you’re so perfect, then why did your parents send you here?
Well, my parents tell me that my skills are limited when it comes to social encounters, but besides that, I should be fine.
friends, gee I can’t sat I have any.
Wow, that’s emo!
No it’s not!
Wow, your life sounds thrilling. (sarcastic tone)
Jason (to cheerleader):
What do you know about emo?
Whoa, the rhymed
Oh I’m sorry, your turn
I think my life would be best expressed by a monologue from the hit Andrew Lloyd Web musical “the phantom of the opera”
Lucy ( a bit confused):
Uh… go ahead.
Whay is it withy you theater kids? You have to make everything into some big production
Hey, I don’t know if you know how much work it takes to put on a production
How hard could it be? Just put a costume and act like a fruit
ITS MUCH HARDER THAN THAT.
I liked your story a lot. Especially the end
Really, did you notice the emphasise on the ____ [insert syllabol or word in the end of the monologue]
Oh yea, it was uh very nice.
Did you like it?
Yea I did
(turns ackwadly) so I……
Assistant (interputing): I’m sorry, the therapist is in a little bit of a bind. He’ll be out in about an hour